Never have I ever: Automotive Edition

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 01/06/2016 at 15:21 • Filed to: Game time

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Never have I ever... driven something with the engine behind me.

yitznewton > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/06/2016 at 15:24

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Driven a manual column shifter

Tripper > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/06/2016 at 15:24

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Never have I ever driven a French car.

roflcopter > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/06/2016 at 15:28

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Owned anything that wasn't RWD.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/06/2016 at 15:28

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Never have I ever driven something with more than 6 cylinders. Or more than 300hp.

coelacanthist > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/06/2016 at 15:28

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Owned an automatic.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/06/2016 at 15:28

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Never have I ever driven an air-cooled car.

Raymundo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/06/2016 at 15:31

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Driven sober or used my turn signals.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/06/2016 at 15:33

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Owned a vehicle type other than four-door sedan or ute (counting the Land Rover here - it’s common-body between the bed and cab)

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 01/06/2016 at 15:35

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I’ve driven something with more than six cylinders that was rated at more than 300hp... when new 47 years ago

With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 01/06/2016 at 15:35

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I was about to post the same thing, but my limit is more like 250 hp.

With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/06/2016 at 15:37

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Never have I ever driven faster than 110 MPH.

Autohaus Derp > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/06/2016 at 15:40

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Driven anything with more than 8 cylinders. Or an odd number of cylinders

HammerheadFistpunch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/06/2016 at 15:41

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You’ve never driven a boat?

wiffleballtony > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/06/2016 at 15:43

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Golf cart?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username 01/06/2016 at 15:44

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300 is being generous. It’s by a large margin less than that.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > HammerheadFistpunch 01/06/2016 at 15:45

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Actually, I have - 29’ Phoenix. Dual Chevy 350s.

HammerheadFistpunch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/06/2016 at 15:46

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You have therefor driven something with the engine behind you

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > wiffleballtony 01/06/2016 at 15:46

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*swigs*

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/06/2016 at 15:50

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Owned an Asian car.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 01/06/2016 at 15:51

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If you’re in the Michigan area over the summer months I can fix the more than 6 cylinders problem. 300 would probably be a very generous estimate, I don’t really know though (haven’t dynoed and I’ve done modifications)

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > HammerheadFistpunch 01/06/2016 at 15:52

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If you’ll notice, the title says “automotive edition”, not “auto & marine edition”.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/06/2016 at 15:52

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Never have I ever owned a manual transmission vehicle

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > yitznewton 01/06/2016 at 15:56

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I drove a three on the tree in a LeMons race! It was really difficult

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/06/2016 at 15:59

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I’ve never driven 4wd, like a truck. I have done a lap of rallycross in a Subaru 2.5RS.

I drove a 911 once. It was beautiful

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/06/2016 at 16:22

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You should give it a try. My DD is a Smart. I enjoy accelerating uphill in slippery conditions. RR drivetrain, yo.

Master Cylinder > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/06/2016 at 16:25

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I’ve done the engine-behind-me thing (not my car tho). But I have never driven something supercharged.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Svart Smart, traded in his Smart 01/06/2016 at 16:29

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You couldn’t pay me to drive a smart.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/06/2016 at 16:32

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Porsche 911?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 01/06/2016 at 16:38

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Thanks for the offer. I don't think I'll be coming to Michigan though.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 01/06/2016 at 16:40

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You’ll get behind a V8 one day. Sounds like it just won’t be the glory of a Mercury Muscle Car

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Svart Smart, traded in his Smart 01/06/2016 at 16:42

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Would never buy one but given the opportunity to drive one of course I would.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 01/06/2016 at 17:14

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If I could, I would.

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/06/2016 at 18:21

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Never have I ever: driven a car.

*cries*

gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun > Santiago of Escuderia Boricua 01/07/2016 at 00:40

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Tell me more? Links? youtube videos?

YOU COULD BE FAMOUS!

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 01/07/2016 at 07:27

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All credit goes to NSF and this beautiful (?) 56 Ford Victoria with a sawzall’d roof. So the required wrist straps combined with the giant steering wheel + suicide knob made it so I left it in second the whole time around Carolina motorsports park. I also didn’t have to change my place under caution

http://blog.caranddriver.com/lemons-souther…

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 01/07/2016 at 09:03

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Some day my man, some day.

gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun > Santiago of Escuderia Boricua 01/07/2016 at 12:37

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I’m speechless, that’s one heck of a race car ;)

and that was a good article too, thanks!